Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

sirthomasoftardis:

the-eleventh-blog:

claryfairchild:

I just realized that most of you guys don’t have a long weekend

no but we have the bbc

no but we have FREEDOM

→ I'm the most non-photogenic person on this earth.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

When I actually try to take a picture, I’m like

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Son: Hey Mum, I found these old cd's in your room, can I listen to them?
Me: Sure, who are they by?
Son: Some band called Coldplay.
Me:
Son:
Me:
Son:
Me: Chris, go get your brothers Jonny, Guy, and Will. It's about time you boys heard some real music.